Saturday, February 26, 2011

Family Fun??


Nothing says “family-time” like some spirited sniper activities in the comfort of your own living room. We all know who stressful life can be, so why not get everyone together at the end of the day and see who can truly live up to the mantra ‘One Shot, One Kill.’ 

Wii Sports is for pansies! Anyone can hit a tennis ball back and forth or throw a bowling ball.  But it takes a special someone to get that critical head shot from 1000 yards.  What better way to bring a family together than to send out your own scout-sniper team.  Building teamwork and life long skills at the same time and you don’t even have to low crawl through miles of red ant hills and thistles.

The best part of this game is the creator: Maximum Family Games.  How did we get from Kart Racer to Hello Kitty Online to Sniper Elite? Although, it would be cool if there was a Hello Kitty terrorist cell that you had to eliminate in Sniper Elite.

Three cheers for desensitization!! If you get 6 year old used to killing people they should end up being well adjusted. Right?

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

I'm serious this time.

My lazy and procastinatory (don't care if it's not a word) behavior must come to an end! I have too much to share with the world.  Of course what I have to share is not nearly as important anything you will see on the news.  One day I hope that have the drawing power of Michelle Obama where I can tell restaurants how much food they are allowed to serve.  But until that day, I can only sit back and point out the ridiculous things people do and say.

Hopefully my insights aren't too offensive.  If they are, well then maybe people just need to lighten up and laugh at themselves.  I'm going to try and include