Easter basket IED

Usama Bin Laden may be gone, but there are small terrorists still lurking about.  Just the other morning I came downstairs and found a horrific scene in the living room.  Unbeknownst to us, someone had infilitrated our security perimeter and planted an Easter basket IED. 

The carnage of the IED is seen here.  Sheer devastation! This is a sight that no parent wants to walk into.  Unfortunately, it happens every spring in houses all across the country.

While the debris field is extensive, the most shocking aspect is that all of the candy in the eggs was vaporized.  I don't know what type of explosive was used, but to see all of the candy gone with only paper grass and egg shells scattered was baffling.  Fortunately, the boys are all okay.  The only noted injuries were splatterings of chocolate on the boys' faces.  They'll pull through; it's nothing a wet wash cloth couldn't handle.